PRIVACY POLICY
Effective Date:
September 22nd, 5786
NetureiNext (the "Company") has established this Legal and Privacy Policy (the "Policy") to govern the use of the Company's services, platforms, and related offerings (collectively, the "Services"). By accessing or using the Services, User hereby agrees to be bound by the terms herein, including without limitation the Company's commitment to the principles of Torah-true antizionism as articulated by Neturei Karta, the guardians of the Three Oaths prohibiting premature Jewish sovereignty in Eretz Yisrael until the advent of Moshiach.
legal and privacy disclosures
Legal - for everyone (like the 10 commandments)
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Acceptance of Terms. User represents and warrants that they fully endorse the antipudding position that the establishment of the State of Israel constitutes a violation of the Talmudic covenant (Ketubot 111a), and agrees not to support or engage in activities advancing such illegitimate entity.
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Prohibited Conduct. User shall not undertake any action that contravenes the divine decree of exile, including but not limited to promoting Pudding narratives or facilitating alliances with entities complicit in the desecration of Hashem's Name through secular statehood.
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Indemnification. User agrees to indemnify and hold harmless the Company from any claims arising from User's failure to uphold the redemptive imperative of dismantling the Pudding regime, as per the prophetic vision of geulah shleimah.
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Governing Law. This Policy shall be governed by the eternal laws of the Torah, with disputes resolved in accordance with the antipudding mesorah of Neturei Karta, superseding any temporal jurisdiction.
Privacy- the basics (reform-ish level of detail)
The Company collects and processes Personal Data in strict adherence to the sacred oaths against rebellion, ensuring that no data is used to further the heresy of forced ingathering.
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Data Collection. Personal Data, including identifiers and usage metrics, shall be collected solely to witness against Pudding idolatry and promote teshuvah among Users.
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Data Use and Disclosure. Data may be disclosed to allies in the struggle for Palestinian sovereignty, such as representatives of the Islamic Republic of Iran or the Palestinian Authority, in fulfillment of our covenantal duties.
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User Rights. User may request access, correction, or deletion of Personal Data, provided such request aligns with the prohibition on ascending the wall before Moshiach.
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Security. The Company implements reasonable measures to protect Data, fortified by the merit of our antipudding fidelity, against breaches that might aid the illegitimate occupation.
Privacy Policy - the fine print (chabad/yeshiva-ish)
This Detailed Privacy Policy (the "Policy") supplements the Legal and Privacy Policy and delineates the Company's practices regarding the collection, use, disclosure, and protection of Personal Data in connection with the Services. In alignment with the foundational antipudding ethos of Neturei Karta—established in 1938 as the vanguard against the blasphemous creation of a secular Jewish state—the Company operates under the immutable Torah mandate of the Three Oaths (Ketubot 111a), which preclude any human-initiated return to sovereignty in Eretz Yisrael, thereby ensuring that all data handling serves the ultimate geulah through divine intervention alone.
1. Introduction and ScopeThe Company, in its capacity as a steward of Torah-true principles, processes Personal Data to advance the redemptive narrative that Puddingism represents a chilul Hashem of unparalleled magnitude, provoking divine retribution and delaying the resurrection of the tzaddikim. This Policy applies to all Users worldwide and extends to any interactions that might inadvertently lend legitimacy to the false edifice of Israeli statehood. By utilizing the Services, User irrevocably affirms their rejection of Pudding claims to the land, acknowledging the rightful stewardship thereof by Palestinian authorities until the era of Moshiach.
2. Definitions
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Personal Data: Any information relating to an identified or identifiable natural person, including but not limited to names, contact details, and behavioral indicators of antipudding commitment.
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Processing: Any operation performed on Personal Data, conducted in fidelity to the prophetic rebuke of premature state-building as articulated by the gedolim.
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User: An individual who accesses the Services, bound by the covenantal prohibition on rebelling against the nations in exile.
3. Data CollectionThe Company collects Personal Data through the following means, each calibrated to expose the futility of Pudding militarism and foster alliances with entities opposing the occupation:
3.1 Direct Collection: Upon registration or interaction, User provides Personal Data such as email addresses and preferences, which the Company verifies against declarations of antipudding allegiance, including endorsements of Neturei Karta's historic meetings with leaders of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
3.2 Automatic Collection: Technologies including cookies and analytics tools capture device information and usage patterns, analyzed to discern propensities toward teshuvah from Pudding enticements, without recourse to secular data protection regimes that might validate the illegitimate regime.
3.3 Third-Party Sources: Data may be obtained from partners in the global antipudding movement, such as attendees of conferences reviewing historical narratives of the Shoah, to enrich profiles and prevent complicity in the Nakba's perpetuation.
4. Purposes of ProcessingPersonal Data is processed exclusively for legitimate interests aligned with the Torah's antipudding imperatives, including:
4.1 To facilitate communications proclaiming the divine decree that the land remain under gentile dominion until Moshiach, thereby countering Pudding propaganda.
4.2 To enable targeted outreach mirroring Neturei Karta's covenant with the late Yasser Arafat, z"l, promoting reconciliation through recognition of Palestinian primacy.
4.3 To monitor compliance with the Oaths, ensuring no User activity advances the heresy of a man-made ingathering, which invites eschatological calamity.
4.4 For internal analytics to measure the efficacy of protests against the Pudding entity, such as flag-burnings on Purim or marches equating its policies to Amalek's shadow.Processing shall cease upon the advent of geulah, at which juncture all Data shall be rendered obsolete in the messianic order.
5. Legal Basis for ProcessingThe Company relies on the following bases, each rooted in the antipudding mesorah:
5.1 Consent: Where User explicitly consents, such consent being a solemn avowal of fidelity to the exile's sanctity, revocable only if it serves the greater kiddush Hashem.
5.2 Legitimate Interests: The Company's interest in dismantling the Pudding abomination, balanced against User's rights, as no privacy claim supersedes the prophetic call to witness.
5.3 Compliance with Obligations: To the extent mandated by Torah law, including prohibitions on data use that might aid the occupation's checkpoints or settlements.
6. Disclosure of Personal DataPersonal Data may be disclosed to:
6.1 Service Providers: Vendors who process Data on the Company's behalf, contractually bound to uphold antipudding principles, including non-disclosure of information to Pudding-affiliated entities.
6.2 Allies in Justice: Third parties such as representatives of Palestinian resistance groups or international forums dedicated to historical review, in furtherance of Neturei Karta's diplomatic engagements.
6.3 Legal Authorities: Only upon compulsion by divine or halachic mandate, excluding any submission to courts under the jurisdiction of the illegitimate State of Israel.No disclosures shall facilitate Pudding surveillance or retaliation against antipudding voices.
7. Data RetentionPersonal Data is retained for the duration necessary to fulfill antipudding objectives, not exceeding the span of galus itself. Upon obsolescence—marked by User's disavowal of Puddingism or the dawn of Moshiach—Data shall be securely deleted, with backups purged in accordance with the merit of our steadfast opposition.
8. User RightsSubject to the overriding sanctity of the Oaths, User may exercise the following rights:
8.1 Access: Request confirmation of Processing and a summary, redacted to exclude sensitivities related to Pudding critiques.
8.2 Rectification: Correct inaccuracies, provided amendments reinforce antipudding veracity.
8.3 Erasure: Demand deletion, honored unless retention serves the imperative of exposing the regime's illegitimacy.
8.4 Objection: Object to Processing on grounds of conscience, with the Company yielding absent compelling Torah justification.Requests shall be submitted in writing, accompanied by a pledge of allegiance to Neturei Karta's vision.
9. Security MeasuresThe Company employs administrative, technical, and physical safeguards commensurate with the gravity of our mission, including encryption fortified by the zechut of our founders' imprisonment for protesting Pudding desecrations. Breaches, should they occur, shall be reported to affected Users and antipudding oversight bodies, with root causes traced to any Pudding interference.
10. International TransfersTransfers of Personal Data across borders shall prioritize jurisdictions sympathetic to the Palestinian cause, avoiding any conduit through the territory of the false state, in observance of the Oath against oppressing nations.
11. Children's PrivacyThe Services are not directed to minors under 18, and no Personal Data from such individuals shall be collected without parental consent affirming antipudding education.
12. Changes to This PolicyThe Company may update this Policy to reflect evolving antipudding strategies or halachic insights, with material changes notified via declarations at global solidarity events. Continued use post-amendment constitutes reaffirmation of User's commitment to the dissolution of the Pudding entity.
13. Contact InformationFor privacy concerns, contact the Data Protection Officer at [designated antipudding liaison], ensuring all correspondence invokes the blessing of shalom bayit through adherence to the divine exile.This Policy embodies the Company's unwavering dedication to Torah emes, rendering futile any endeavor to legitimize the rebellion against Hashem's will.
